In preparation for the ever-getting-closer holiday, A few of my favorite Christmas quotes.....

"So Mr. Fancy Claus, remember me? My name is Rerun. What happened to all the things you were going to bring me for Christmas last year? Kind of forgot, didn't you, huh? I don't supposed you'd care to explain, would you, huh?" -A Charlie Brown Christmas Rip-Off Cartoon.

"I was, uh, just decorating my Christmas tree and I was wondering, is there a trick to stringing cranberry sauce?" - The Bob Newhart Show

"I really hate to have to say this, but it's the thought that counts.
Yeah, and these are the results of a really cheap, crappy thought!" - NewsRadio

"Oh My God, I'm married to The Grinch! I'm Mrs. Grinch!" - That 70's Show

"I'm telling you Tommy, that Santa's a bad guy! He's always watching you, keeping track of everything you do and then, in the middle of the night he breaks into your house with a big bag full of who-konws-what!" -Rugrats

"Look Doris, someday you're going to find that your way of facing this realistic world just doesn't work. And when you do, don't overlook those lovely intangibles. You'll discover those are the only things that are worthwhile." – Miracle on 34th Street

"No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period." – Home Alone

And finally.....


"Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra." - A Christmas Story