SIGNS YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A WEIRD LIFE

* You wake up singing "Ooooo Child. Things are gonna get easier."
* You wonder -in a conscious state- how you are gonna tell your parents you are pregnant with Kid Rock's baby. (One of those "all-too-real" dreams last night, but believe it or not...is the SECOND time I've had a dream like that about Kid Rock. And I don't find him the least bit attractive!)
* Snow is falling, the ground is wet, the sun is shining, and it's the warmest it's been all winter.
* Selling Pampered Chef sounds like the best job offer you've had in months.
* The UNCG Spartan baseball team is 8-0
* Can't string a sentance together
* You have a 2 week "family" visitor ;) (not that this is unusal for me...just weird in general)
* You think white socks look good with black pants and black loafers.
* You don't know what day it is (legitimately)
* You get the urge to cuddle (Pul-eaze!)
* Guinea Fowl fall out of the sky (then disappear. Haven't seen one since! :( )
* You walk around with a Spatula in your purse.
* Every minute seems like deja vu
* You keep checking your email and not getting any
* You get the urge every night to go bathing suit shopping
* You watch Urban Cowboy, get nostaglic, and want that look to come back in style (I HAD a Gilley's shirt at one time!)
* Your mere presence near the computer causes it to freeze
* You emotionally laspe about 1 year
* Songs keep appearing on the radio right after (I mean minutes) you think of them, or right when you want to hear them.
* Your mom's cat won't leave you alone
* Yoga is an appealing form of exercise and your choice for "action" on a Friday night
* You eat Pizza voluntarily (at Pizza Hut no less!)
* Lacking Proprioception...all of a sudden...causing you to keeping running into things, hitting things, or spontaneously falling down.
* You suddenly long for NASCAR, country music, and line dancing...even though you never really liked those things. (Well, except the country music)
* You suddenly become annoyed by messes (me? Can you gusy even IMAGINE how weird that is?!?!?)

So, as you can see...it's been an odd week. Kind of pensive, sad, lonely, pessimistic, content, happy, and optimistic all at the same time. Yep. Been a Weird Week. And pretty much a strange life since moving back to Jersey. Hope it turns itself around soon.

I hope you guys are all doing well. Good Luck to Michael and the Toreros in their tournament this weekend! Hopefully the tides will turn. They can pull some "W's" and UNCG can pull some "L's"! (Not that I'd intentionally wish bad on anyone...but Neil's life should not be going well. It just shouldn't. So, they need to not win another game all year. Some balance in the he gets everything/I have nothing game would be nice! :) )