I think I am the world's best procrastinator. I have managed to find time today to sit on my computer checking every random website in America while my closet (yes again) has exploded all over my floor. It is really bad this time. The mirror that once used to tower over my dresser, has been reduced to a tiny sliver that peaks out somewhere around the ceiling and the space where the rest of it used to be is just piles of clothes, clean, waiting to be put away. I'm a mess.

So, while I am procrastinating, I thought I'd take a minute to drop in. The new blog site is great, don't ya think? I like this new template. Like the whole new site, actually.

What I don't like, at the moment, are my hips. I keep trying on dresses that I know used to fit and now, it looks as if I left a coat hanger sticking out on each side where the hips go. I'm blaming someone else. I mean, how is it that I can work out 4 days a week, not eat too badly (hey, I am working on a non-weight loss friendly diet here! :) ) and still feel like I might not fit into those airplanes seats if I keep going at this rate! :) The rest of me looks o.k. Losing weight in my face, top half of the stomach and legs...just can't seem to convince the fat on my hips it would rather be somewhere else. I guess my hips are like a great resort beach! :)

I like the beach. Think my perfect job would be as a cabana filler. Think that job comes with a cabana boy? Can I pick out my own? :) I might get bored, so maybe I could review books on the side. I mean, I'll need something to do out on my cabana. Maybe I should be more specific. I mean, I don't want to be a cabana filler in Alaska! What a horrible job that would be!!!! Like a tease or something. Give me a nice warm weather cabana. I'll fill it. I think a good salary would be 50K a year. Sounds like a nice round "5" number salary to me! I'll take it! :)

I'll take any fun jobs these days. I decided maybe I'm not the 30 years, then a pension type employee. Maybe I'm better suited to different jobs every so many years. I would say I'd be a great consultant...come in, do my job, then move on to another company...and I would be a great consultant, but what would I consult on? I've always felt specially blessed with a talent for finding the problems within an organization, but who would take fix information from someone who has #1 never fixed a company's problems and #2 loses her mirror to her clothes? I wouldn't trust them.

Ah yes...the clothes. I guess they are still sitting up there. No one has rung my doorbell since I've been home to announce that I've won free redecorating and maid service for my area of the house. Maybe the doorbell is broken? Should I fix it anyway? just in case? Yes, yes, probably not. Well, the guilt is eating at me and I can feel my hips spreading further and further as I sit here. Do you know the sound hips make when spreading is VERY VERY slight? If you don't listen for it, you might miss it. I keep thinking maybe I could just throw away all the clothes up there, then I wouldn't have to put them away (it's my theory on laundry, which is why the OTHER side of my room is covered in clothes...if I don't wash them, I don't have to put them away. Now, if I can just find somewhere to put the dirty stuff....). Unfort., the things that have been washed are the things that actually look o.k. on my hips and therefore I guess I need to keep them, or I really will start to look like on of those kids flip-and-match games.

Well, off to the room. Just gotta keep myself from going up there and crawling into the only free space in my room....the bed. My hips still fit there. :)