A little Movie Quote fun for the holiday.

1. If our lord wasn't testing us, how would you account for the proliferation, these days, of this obscene rock and roll music, with its gospel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality?

2. My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks.

3. Oh, yes, as a matter of fact it is. We're supposed to do the show in two days, you won't show me the lift, I'm not sure of the turns I'm doing all this to save your ass when what I really want to do is drop you on it.

4. Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

5. One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the d*** vampires.

6. Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watch "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

7. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

8. May I have ten thousand marbles, please?

9. That'll never be me, that'll never be me. That'll never be, never be me. NO... NO, NEVER, NEVER, EVER. And don't you EVER THINK IT.

10. [singing] Some women are drippin' with diamonds / Some women are drippin' with pearls / Lucky me, lucky me, look at what I'm drippin' with / Little girls

11. Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.

12. I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.

13. You want me to go all the way up there, to a Yankee school, just so I can come over every weekend and practice "free love" with you?

14. I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel.

15. He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO.

16. You see? That's the sort of crap people are always trying to lay on me. It's not my fault you wouldn't play catch with your father.

17. Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.

18. C-C-C-C-C-C-C

19. This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

20. Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

21. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

22. Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats.

23. Husbands should be like Klenex--soft, strong, and disposable.

24. [I] still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad.

25. You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone's heart.


HAPPY EASTER (to all who celebrate it)!!! And HAPPY SPRING BREAK MONDAY AND TUESDAY TO ME!!!!! :)